Massive Report Podcast

It's season preview time. Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam break down what we know, what we think we know, and what we don't even know about the 2023 Columbus Crew season.

Don't call it a comeback. We're not going anywhere!!
We kick off the 2023 Columbus Crew season with Patrick Murphy and Sam Fahmi talking with Brett Hiltbrand about the offseason, tactics, expectations from the new head coach, the Mensah trade, and even a little bit of jersey reaction. Lots of territory to cover, so this is a long one. Enjoy!!

Crew hire a new manager, The passing of Grant Wahl, The World Cup, and much more with Brian, Bart, Murph, and Sam.

The Columbus Crew part ways with head coach Caleb Porter after failing to reach the MLS Cup Playoffs for the second consecutive year. Joined by Jordan Angeli and Brett Hiltbrand, Murph, Bart, and Sam break down the how and why of this situation.

Your Columbus Crew buck the recent trend with a VERY LATE comeback to win against the New York Red Bulls in the season home finale at Lower(dot)Com field. Jonathan Mansah trying his hand at sports photography. Did we just plan a Crew themed wedding?? And the MAGNIFICENT Capybaras of Crew 2 win the MLS Next Pro Eastern Conference final in a THRILLER against Toronto FC II and will now play of a trophy. All these topics broken down with Brian, Grant, Bart, and Sam on this week's episode.

MLS is back from international break, and the Columbus Crew will take on the New York Red Bulls in the home finale at Lower(dot)Com field. What does the Crew need to do in the last three games to make it to the playoffs? Crew 2 advances to the Eastern conference final. USMNT looking... not good against Japan and Saudi Arabia in World Cup tuneups. Brian, Bart, Drew, and Sam break down all the past and upcoming soccer action.

Another week, another LATE Columbus Crew draw snatched from the jaws of a win. Drew, Brian, Grant, and Sam break things down. In Historic Crew Stadium, Crew 2 lay it on FC Cincinnati 2 to the tune of 9-0. 

The Columbus Crew squander a two goal lead LATE AGAIN in Montreal to drop two valuable points in the push for the playoffs. Why does this keep happening? What's the status of Caleb's seat and job security? Can the Crew rebound against Miami and Portland? Thomas, Kyle, Bart, and Sam look into all these questions and, of course, shoot off some predictions.

Columbus Crew go down to Cincinnati and smash-grab a point at the death from the Lions. Our hosts talk about the game, the post game, Cucho's nice beer catch, and look ahead to the Miami and Chicago games.

A wet affair between the Columbus Crew and Atlanta United at Lower(dot)Com field sees the home team snatch a draw from the jaws of a win. Murph, Bart, and Sam break down the game, the substitutions, and the tactics that led to that result and look ahead to the Hell Is Real derby against Cincinnati.