Massive Report Podcast
All things Columbus Crew talk, news, and analysis.
Episodes
Jun 9, 2014
Jun 9, 2014
1hr 38 min
The Crew get a point on the road heading into a three week World Cup break in Major League Soccer scheduling. We tried to avoid talking about this lifeless game quite a bit. We do break down the Crew at close to midpoint of the 2014 season. Cards Against Insanity kicks off our Brazil 14 coverage in segment three. We break every group down with our perspective winners and runner ups.
Jun 5, 2014
Jun 5, 2014
1hr 19 min
A last minute loss and a last minute tie, such is the life of the Columbus Crew these past two games. Alas, there is one more game to go before a 3 week World Cup break that seems to be much needed at this point. Don't miss the start of segment 3 where we debut a new feature on the podcast.
May 26, 2014
May 26, 2014
1hr 16 min
Alas, the Columbus Crew finally won a home game. Heck, they won a game period. Columbus beats visting Chicago with a final score of 2-0. We break down what went right and what didn't. We discuss the Landon Donovan and Michael Parkhurst snubs from the Brazil bound U.S. roster. We also talk to Gino Padula about the upcoming tryouts for the SP Soccer Academy. Finally we talk to Kurtis Larson of the Toronto Sun and discuss the next Crew match at Toronto FC.
May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014
1hr 21 min
The Crew have a man advantage for almost 60 minutes, but can't win in Portland. Oddly enough, this podcast staff wouldn't really make any changes to the starting 11. The staff breaks down the summer friendly announcement that the Crew will be hosting BPL's Crystal Palace. Chris LaMacchia goes on a rant here, and it's a fair one. The staff takes a look at the Circle Of Honor nominees in the last week of voting and lastly a fairly pessimistic look at the upcoming game at Crew stadium vs the Chicago Fire.
May 12, 2014
May 12, 2014
1hr 21 min
We tried to avoid talking about the Crew's 1-0 loss to Vancouver AND WE SUCCEEDED.....kinda. We talk tactics, solutions, possibilities, theories and alternatives. We break down the U.S. National Team selections for the 30 man roster before Brazil. Finally, we look at the new TV deal between Major League Soccer, ESPN, FOXSports and Univision and how it affects the Crew's Time Warner deal.
May 5, 2014
May 5, 2014
1hr 25 min
We celebrate Cinco De Mayo with Chinese food, Norwegian Cookies, Vegemite and Mexican beer. All items were necessary in order for us to bring ourselves to talk about the Crew's 2-0 loss to Sporting Kansas City. We took a revision to our expectations of the 2014 Crew and what the future may hold for this team. Finally, we preview the Houston and Vancouver games and catch up with former Crew now Dynamo defender, Eric Brunner.
Apr 28, 2014
Apr 28, 2014
1hr 29 min
To capo or not to capo, THAT is the topic of debate in the third segment of this week's show. That also explains why we went for a full 90 minutes also. In the 4th segment we talk to James Starritt of KickTheBallKC and we look at the upcoming batter of 1v2 in the Eastern Conference. So, grab a drink, or ease into your office chair and get ready to form some opinions.
Apr 21, 2014
Apr 21, 2014
1hr 29 sec
The Crew fight through bad form, giving up a goal, and being down to 10 players to score a spectacular equalizer in the 90th minute and earn a point from DC. We talk about the game and break down the plays. Segment 2 is dedicated to the work of co-host, Justin Bell, and his welcome tweet to Major League Soccer's newest member, Atlanta. [WARNING] this segment contains some profanity as we read some of the responses directed at Justin for his welcoming gesture. Dan Dickinson, Sports Editor of Gothamist.com, joins the podcast staff to break down the start of the season for the New York Red Bulls and their upcoming game against Columbus.
Apr 14, 2014
Apr 14, 2014
1hr 21 min
The Crew go to the west coast and come back with a point. Giancarlo Gonzalez and Chris Wondolowski get into a kerfuffle. What's going to happen over the summer in terms of friendlies, concerts and possible signing. All that and we still look at the rest of the league and preview the upcoming game against D.C. United.
Apr 7, 2014
Apr 7, 2014
1hr 15 min
It finally happened, and it happened against the worst team possible. The Crew's loss to Toronto is not the end of the world though. The podcast staff breaks down the break downs in the Crew's performance in the loss and where they can go from there. Plus coverage of the rest of the league, USWNT and a preview of the game at San Jose.